Tuesday, March 22, 2011

We could be here for awhile longer!!!!

Yeah, I know this is going to come as a surprise to some people and especially hearing it this way instead of directly from us or by phone call but it seems I have won a lot of money and we have decided to stay here to spend all of it. Look at this email I got!!!!!!




> From: winners@yahoo.com
> Subject: YOUR LOTTO WINNING CONFIRMATION
> Date: Thu, 17 Mar 2011 11:47:57 +0000
>
> Your email address has won you US$250,000 from the Yahoo-Asia:
 (Japan, Hong Kong, Thailand, China & Malaysia)
free ticket email and online lottery promotions. Your winnings number
 is: YJP/YHK/YMY/YCN-44100.
You can receive this US$250,000 either by cheque or ATM card.
>
> If you choose cheque payment, your name and winnings amount
 of US$250,000 will be on the cheque. If you choose ATM card payment,
 your name and winnings amount of US$250,000 will be on the card and
 the card's four digit pin code will be given to you. Send us your name, country
and address for courier delivery OR mailing/postage of your cheque or ATM card.
>
> WHAT YOU MIGHT NEED TO KNOW ON ATM CARD MEANS OF
RECEIVING YOUR US$250,000 WINNINGS PRIZE.
>
> -- You can receive the ATM card either by Mail/Post or courier delivery.
> -- Administrative fee is US$75.
> -- Mail/Post fee is US$95 and arrival time is 14 days or less.
TOTAL FEE FOR MAIL/POST: US$75 + US$95 = US$170.-- Courier delive
y fee is US$90 and arrival time is next day. TOTAL FEE FOR COURIER: US$95 + US$100 = US$195
> -- Maximum of US$10,000 per day can be withdrawn from the ATM card.
> -- You can withdraw the entire $250,000 in the ATM card within the first
 25 days after you have received it. > -- After you have cashed the complete
 US$250,000 in the ATM card, the card becomes INVALID and INACTIVE.
>
> WHAT YOU MIGHT NEED TO KNOW ON CHEQUE MEANS OF RECEIVIN
G YOUR US$250,000 WINNINGS PRIZE.
>
> -- You can receive the cheque either by Mail/Post or courier delivery.
> -- Administrative fee is US$75.
> -- Mail/Post fee is US$95 and arrival time is 14 days or less.
 TOTAL FEE FOR MAIL/POST: US$75 + US$95 = US$170.
> -- Courier delivery fee is US$100 and arrival time is next day.
 TOTAL FEE FOR COURIER: US$75 + US$100 = US$175
> -- You can cash the complete US$250,000 cheque within 3-4 days
 after you have deposited it with your bank. You will need a bank account
 with any bank of your choice in order to deposit and cash the cheque.
>
> You can confirm the validity and authenticity of the cheque with
your bank before depositing it or after you have deposited it.
It will take your bank less than 1hr to confirm the cheque for you.
This will give you a personal guarantee that our cheque is genuine
and will surely clear within 3-4 banking days and it will also make you
feel relaxed while you wait 3-4 days for the cheque to clear.
>
> Deduction from the $250,000 was not made possible by the
 Lottery Promoters and we do not operate C.O.D (Cash on Delivery)
 or C.A.D (Cash after Delivery).
>
> Reply to: lotteriasiadraw@yahoo.com.my
>
> Congratulations on your winnings.
>
> Yours Faithfully,
> Mr. Lee Morse.
> Information Sector,
> YAHOO ASIA LOTTO GROUP.

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2 comments:

  1. so Beav is very confused!!!!!He wants to know if you really won money or if you just have to put out a whole lot of money!!!! LOL!!! We got one of those in our mail believe it or not. How many people do you think actually sent the money in????

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  2. Hey Jer, that Mr. Lee Morse has been in the business a long time and he sure gets around, too. I got an email from him a few years back regarding my own winnings on the lottery. At that time, he was in Hong Kong - surprising, really, that the Commie gov't allows private lotteries to be run. (Cough).

    Anyway, because I didn't collect my prize, it's clear that they've rolled it forward, and what you have won is really MY money. However, being the kind of guy I am, I will split it with you, although I think it only fair that you take the delivery fees, admin. fee, etc. out of your share of the winnings because, if I hadn't let it ride, it wouldn't have been there for YOU to win.

    Right?

    Awaiting my cheque at your convenience,

    Tony

    PS - Honey doing well, I know you're getting the updates, and sends her love.

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